bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via sherlockfallingforhisjohn)

Timestamp: 1406811565

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

image

When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via sherlockfallingforhisjohn)

supernatural-who-lock:

piertotum-locomottor:

megstielshipper:

scriptorexmachina:

I love scenes like these, when we get to see the visceral reality of a hunter’s daily life.

favorite scene ever simply because it makes it all so much more believable.

after all those daddy issues they’re used to pain i guess

did you just

(Source: hiddlesy, via sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard)

Timestamp: 1406809945

supernatural-who-lock:

piertotum-locomottor:

megstielshipper:

scriptorexmachina:

I love scenes like these, when we get to see the visceral reality of a hunter’s daily life.

favorite scene ever simply because it makes it all so much more believable.

after all those daddy issues they’re used to pain i guess

did you just

(Source: hiddlesy, via sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard)

letlove-be:

"I would like to see the world twice. Once, to see the world. Twice, to see the way you see the world."

(via carriehopefletcher)

Timestamp: 1406809393

letlove-be:

"I would like to see the world twice. Once, to see the world. Twice, to see the way you see the world."

(via carriehopefletcher)

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

(Source: vausexual, via sherlockfallingforhisjohn)

Timestamp: 1406808818

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

(Source: vausexual, via sherlockfallingforhisjohn)

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

(via sherlockfallingforhisjohn)

Timestamp: 1406808793

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

(via sherlockfallingforhisjohn)

mycroftslittlebrother:

Some more drunk deductions!

(via sherlockfallingforhisjohn)

Timestamp: 1406808627

mycroftslittlebrother:

Some more drunk deductions!

(via sherlockfallingforhisjohn)

tothless:

And thus it was, the Fourth Age of Middle-Earth began, and the Fellowship of the Ring, though eternally bound by friendship and love, was ended

(via leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas)

Timestamp: 1406808345

tothless:

And thus it was, the Fourth Age of Middle-Earth began, and the Fellowship of the Ring, though eternally bound by friendship and love, was ended

(via leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas)

pengwhat:

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

well

(Source: whitejadeflower, via maggins)

Timestamp: 1406806696

pengwhat:

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

well

(Source: whitejadeflower, via maggins)

alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

(via the-doctor-who-drives-the-impala)

peanut-paw:

deersatan:

getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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(Source: asterkid, via sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard)

You’ve been beside me the whole damn time!

(Source: shieldgifs, via natasharvmanoff)

Timestamp: 1406805048

You’ve been beside me the whole damn time!

(Source: shieldgifs, via natasharvmanoff)

mickeyandcompany:

Frozen characters and their respective actors on the new season of Once Upon a Time (click on the pictures to know their names)

(via airbenderjinora)

Timestamp: 1406803444

mickeyandcompany:

Frozen characters and their respective actors on the new season of Once Upon a Time (click on the pictures to know their names)

(via airbenderjinora)

officiallindsayjones:

achievementt-teeth:

Ray, the best human alive

(via badgersinbowties)